If you haven’t see the commercial yet, check it out below. Seth Rogen has no idea who Aaron Rodgers is and Zac Efron helps Rogen figure it out. I have to say that Rodgers is pretty awesome in all the commercials he has been. Do you remember Peyton Manning’s “Cut That Meat” commercial? Rodger’s is tossing out commercials as funny as that one, at will! All he needs to do is get on SNL and compete against Manning in a whole different type of game!
We write to you today, speaking as football fans and dedicated servants to our great city. We are candidates for Mayor and City Council in Hoboken, NJ – hometown to a fellow quarterback who shares the last name Manning.
You must have been proud of little brother Eli Manning, when he hoisted the Lombardi Trophy a few years ago, winning the Super Bowl in a dramatic fashion and earning his second ring and second Most Valuable Player Award. Now, with the Giants starting 0-4, it is looking as if you might be the only Manning playing in the Super bowl in NJ this February. We are writing this letter in the hopes of changing that, though. We are hoping you can talk some sense into our Giants quarterback.
In the past few weeks since baby brother agreed to throw his hat into Hoboken politics, and agreed to attend our opponent’s fundraiser; the Giants have lost every game, and Eli has had a very tough go of it.
We are not sure whether it’s the 14 sacks he has endured that made his off the field political decision-making questionable –or if the 9 interceptions and 2 fumbles this year show that he is making questionable decisions on and off the field.
What we do know is that concentrating on football alone could help our team get back on track.
Peyton, you are breaking records with the Denver Broncos this year. On the field, you are known for fourth-quarter comebacks, incredible production, leadership, sportsmanship, a Lombardi trophy and your 12 Pro Bowl selections stand as the most in NFL history at the quarterback position. Your intensity level and your will to win are legendary, and you are widely known to limit distractions.
As the wiser, more productive, older brother, please talk to Eli. Please remind baby brother that four more years of no parking, flooding issues, bloated administration salaries and budgetary mismanagement are not what Hoboken needs. We need a new energy for all of Hoboken that will bring people together and get things done. When we are not distracted by the lack of production in city hall, we need a football team that produces wins and a quarterback that only concentrates on winning on Sundays.
Please Peyton, talk to Eli and help us get another championship. Let baby brother know that we believe in his football skills. We know his recent questionable judgment on the field and in Hoboken politics can be corrected. The Giants can get back on track and back to their winning ways! Let him know that 0-4 quarterbacks get involved in politics. Winning quarterbacks stick with what is happening on the field. Go Big Blue.
Tim Occhipinti (1J) for Mayor , Frank Raia (5K), Peter Biancamano (6K) and Britney Montgomery-Cook (7K) for Council At Large
The One Hoboken Team for Mayor and Council at Large
(Giant fans, Manning fans, and a team dedicated to a better Hoboken)
So it looks like this Tim Occhipinti guy is pissed because Eli Manning is supporting the candidate that is running against him and blames Eli’s struggles on that fact. Hey why not write Eli’s older brother to help change Eli’s ways and help them win the Super Bowl. Wait, he wants Peyton to help Eli win the Super Bowl? Does that even make sense? Just goes to show that politicians don’t get it. Peyton plays for the Denver Broncos, he has no interest in the New York Giants winning and making it to the Super Bowl. All Peyton cares about is winning another Super Bowl not Tim Occhipinti’s race for mayor of Hoboken.
Also, Peyton has bigger worries this week than dealing with Mr. Occhipinti’s letter, such as the Jacksonville Jaguars coming to town! This is probably more important than winning the Super Bowl. Can Peyton lead the Broncos to cover the 28 point spread, the highest in history?
What’s next? Mayor Dawn Zimmer is going to send a text to Archie Manning thanking him for Eli’s support and asking Archie to slow down Peyton’s record breaking run?
Tim Tebow doesn’t want to change positions. Tebow wants to be an NFL quarterback, the only probably is he isn’t any good. I’m not saying that, the Broncos, Jets and Patriots said that and the rest of the league is saying that because no one wants to try and work with him. Where does that leave Tebow?
To be honest there are two possibilities to the Tebow saga.
1. Tebow comes to his senses and decides that he is not an NFL quarterback and decides that he should probably be a tight end or a running back.
2. The Jaguars decide that the Blaine Gabbert experiment is over and its time to just put butts in the seats and sign Tebow to be their quarterback.
I think option #2 is extremely likely. Listen, I understand that the Jags drafted Gabbert, but Tebow owns Florida. The Jaguars had the 2nd lowest attendance of all home teams in week 1 at over 59,000, but that is going to go down quickly. With Tebow attendance would sky rocket and maybe the games are a little bit more fun to go to as Jags fans. Honestly Tebow does win, it may not be Peyton Manning or Tom Brady out their, but he won a playoff game in Denver. The Jaguars need to do this to save that struggling franchise.
All He Does is Win!!!
- Tim Tebow Must Be on Jacksonville Jaguars’ Radar After Week 1 Debacle (bleacherreport.com)
- Tim Tebow: Why not? (oneshiningmomentblog.wordpress.com)
- Tim Tebow Offered Contract, Chance to ‘Earn Millions’ by Arena League Team Owned by Rock Band KISS (nesn.com)
Football on Your Phone!
Hate on Peyton and Eli Manning as football players, specially if you are a New England Patriots fan, BUT you can’t hate on them for their amazing commercials! The Mannings basically look like Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in the “Dick in a Box” and “Motherlover” videos. DirecTV absolutely crushed it with this commercial!
One of my favorite Peyton commercials…Cut that Meat!!!
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